Dark Green Fresh Kernels Mug
When you're up late at night trying to check your patch one last time, hoping Andrew won't shred you on lkml, you need coffee. Lots of coffee. This mug, and the coffee, won't make you a better coder, but it sure can make you feel good while you're doing it. With the added benefit of tricking your friends and loved ones into thinking you're a top kernel programmer. Trust me. It works.